Bad Boys
Bad Boys

Bad Boys

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User Rating: 5 / 5
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Year: 1995
Number of Quotes: 49
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Movie Quotes from Bad Boys (1995) (Movie)

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Det. Marcus Burnett: You better do something quick, 'cause we're running out of road.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Who picked this dumb-ass road? On the goddamn road in Miami, *you* run out of it!
Det. Marcus Burnett: You better come up with an idea fast!
Det. Mike Lowrey: Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [trying to imitate Mike] Hello, this is Mike Low-rey...
Captain C. Howard: He doesn't talk that way. Try to talk like him, like him! Try to talk sexy. Sexy, you don't talk sexy enough!
Det. Marcus Burnett: Cap, Cap! I've been there.
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Theresa Burnett: And you don't even have your wedding ring on.
[Slams bedroom door shut]
Det. Marcus Burnett: Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.
[sighs]
Det. Marcus Burnett: Damn. Can I get a pillow?
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Mike. Go downstairs and have a Coke and smile.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: You forgot your boarding pass.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: [while pursuing Fouchet, who is up ahead in a roadster] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Yo man, what the fuck are you doing?
Det. Marcus Burnett: Getting it out the way.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [to the White Carjacker holding a gun to his head] Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I SUCK! That's why I need your car.
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Fouchet: I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?
Casper: Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.
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Store Clerk: Freeze mother bitches.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother fuckin' attention!
Det. Mike Lowrey: You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry.
Det. Mike Lowrey: It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!
White Carjacker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Black Carjacker: Shut the fuck up!
Det. Marcus Burnett: [to Black Carjacker] Hold the fuck on!
[to Mike]
Det. Marcus Burnett: You want some bad enough, come get some!
[suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face]
Det. Marcus Burnett: [Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe!
Det. Mike Lowrey: [Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: [on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with.
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Det. Mike Lowrey: You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
Det. Marcus Burnett: I love you, man.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Fuck you Marcus.
Det. Marcus Burnett: I do. You're cool. You're my boy.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Shut up, shut up Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be what, two bitches in the sea. Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?
Det. Mike Lowrey: Shut up, Marcus.
Det. Marcus Burnett: My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.
[They start to sing Bad Boys song...]
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Det. Mike Lowrey: I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now? That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up.
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Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh.
Det. Marcus Burnett: Say what?
Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.
Det. Marcus Burnett: It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name.
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Det. Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Det. Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Det. Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Det. Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Det. Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
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[Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]
Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Det. Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Det. Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Det. Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

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