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Movie Quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) (Movie)
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Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
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John Smith: [while dancing, after Jane asked what had happened to they're marriage] I have a theory, newly developed.
Jane Smith: I'm breathless to hear it.
John Smith: I think you killed us.
Jane Smith: Provocative.
John Smith: Why do you care? I was just a cover.
Jane Smith: Who says you were just a cover?
John Smith: [pauses] Wasn't I?
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[on living with his mother]
Eddie: She cooks and cleans. And *I'm* the dummy?
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Jane Smith: You really expect me to roll over and play dead?
John Smith: Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.
Jane Smith: Six... and I'm not leaving.
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John Smith: You live with your mother.
Eddie: [offended] Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!
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John Smith: That left of yours is a thing of beauty.
Jane Smith: Mmm. You take it well.
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Eddie: [at the diner] Well this shouldn't be that difficult, I mean how many chicks are hitters out there? Ya know what I mean?
Breakfast Diner Waitress: You guys want any dessert?
Eddie: What do ya have honey?
Breakfast Diner Waitress: Ice cream...
Eddie: Ice cream? That sounds delicious, what flavors d'ya have?
Breakfast Diner Waitress: Chocolate and Vanilla...
Eddie: I don't like either of those, separately, but maybe mixed together, that could be... a nice lil dish, you know what I mean? And not just a little pink spoon, a like the whole sundae...
[winks to the waitress]
Breakfast Diner Waitress: Could be arranged...
[walks off]
Eddie: Perfect...
[to John]
Eddie: Could be arranged, d'ya hear that? Like to have her kick my ass... d'ya know what I mean?
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Eddie: Did you get any other details on her besides her weight class?
John Smith: [mumbles while chewing food] Laptop.
Eddie: I'm sorry? You're in the whole zone right now- I'm having a hard time talkin' to ya.
John Smith: [swallows and says louder] Laptop!
Eddie: OK. Laptop.
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Jane Smith: I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.
John Smith: Well, you are still Mrs. Smith.
Jane Smith: Well, so are a lot of girls.
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Julie - Associate #1: [Jane Smith looks at Julie, shocked, after Julie detonates the explosive in the elevator John is in]
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Julie - Associate #1: What? You said goodbye.
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Jane Smith: [dancing with John, he's just finished searching her for weapons] Satisfied?
John Smith: Not for years.
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John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Jane Smith: Well, that would be a shame because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.
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Jane Smith: [comparing injuries with John] I can't feel anything in these three fingers.
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John Smith: [comparing injuries with Jane] Three ribs. Broken eye socket. Perforated eardrum.
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John Smith: [comparing injuries with Jane] I'm slightly colorblind. Retinal scarring.
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Jasmine: What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible.
Jane Smith: Really?
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John Smith: Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone.
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Jane Smith: I was never in the peace corps.
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Jane Smith: You were bait.
Benjamin Danz: In a manner of speaking.
Jane Smith: *Were* bait or *are* bait?
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John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
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