Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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User Rating: 4 / 5
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Year: 2005
Number of Quotes: 88
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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John Smith: Web of lies!
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Benjamin Danz: [while in the middle of the desert] Oh, look. More desert.
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Jane Smith: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we *don't* say to each other. What's that called?
Marriage Counselor: Marriage.
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Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.
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[about the new curtains Jane bought]
Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
John Smith: All right, I don't like them.
Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.
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Girls walking by House: What's going on, Mrs. Smith?
Jane Smith: Garden party, girls.
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John Smith: [both pointing guns at each other; John drops his] You want it? It's yours.
Jane Smith: Don't! C'mon! C'mon!
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[John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar]
Jane Smith: Hey baby. I didn't hear you downstairs.
John Smith: I went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game.
Jane Smith: How'd you do?
John Smith: I got Lucky.
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Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
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John Smith: [angry that Benjamin had blown their cover] You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn!
Benjamin Danz: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy.
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John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
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Jane Smith: We re-did the house.
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John Smith: Does that include weekends?
[when asked how many times they have sex]
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Jasmine: Jane, it's your husband!
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Jane Smith: [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?
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John Smith: Hiya, stranger.
Jane Smith: Hiya back.
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Eddie: Tempting but I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.
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John Smith: You looked like Christmas morning.
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John Smith: [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.
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Marriage Counselor: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?
Jane Smith: 8.
John Smith: Wait. Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest? 10 being perfectly happy and 1 being totally miserable or...
Marriage Counselor: Just respond instinctively.
John Smith: Ok. Ready?
Jane Smith, John Smith: 8.

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