Zoolander
Zoolander

Zoolander

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Year: 2001
Genre: Comedy
Number of Quotes: 98
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
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J.P. Prewitt: [as Zoolander runs off, standing on the glass dome covering J.P.'s hand] You freakin' idiot!
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Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda Jeffries: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
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Derek Zoolander: Who am I?
Derek's Reflection: I don't know.
Derek Zoolander: I guess I have a lot of things to ponder.
Hansel: The results are in, amigo! What's left to ponder?
[Derek stares at Hansel]
Hansel: Nice comeback!
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Matilda Jeffries: [to Derek] He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you!
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Derek Zoolander: [to Winona Ryder] Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
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Maury Ballstein: For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay!
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Brint, Meekus, Rufus: [in unison] Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
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Hansel: Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!
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Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!
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Derek Zoolander: How bout I answer your question with another question; how many abo-digitals do you see modelling?
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[last lines]
Derek Zoolander: Hey kids, who wants to hear a story?
Kids: Yeah!
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Announcer: And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria as the newly-elected prome minister has given this nation a gift of hope promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all. Already considered a living saint he has become this small country's greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium.
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Hansel: Excuse me, bra.
Derek Zoolander: You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
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Hansel: Deal with that!
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Maury Ballstein: You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.
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Announcer: ...for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Der-ek Zoo-land-er.
[Derek slowly counts the syllables off on his fingers]
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Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
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Mugatu: I'm so tired. No Todd, not now!
Todd: [handing Mugatu the phone] It's Maury.
Mugatu: [to Maury] Tell me something good.
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Matilda Jeffries: [to Katinka] By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!

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