Zoolander
Zoolander

Zoolander

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Year: 2001
Genre: Comedy
Number of Quotes: 98
Submitted by: TheRudyStyle


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Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda Jeffries: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
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Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?
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Derek Zoolander: Oh, Snap!
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Matilda Jeffries: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda Jeffries: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
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Hansel: Taste my pain, bitch!
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Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
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Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.
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Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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Hansel: I friggin' worship you, man.
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Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.
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Derek Zoolander: Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
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Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?
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Billy Zane: It's a walk-off!
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Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
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Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
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Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Mugatu: They're break-dance fighting.

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