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Lt. Aldo Raine: I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me right now.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazi's to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.
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Lt. Aldo Raine: Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!
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FRIENDS (1994) (TV Series)
Chandler Bing: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. (pause) Did I say that out loud?
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Funny People (2009) (Movie)
Laura: [to George] "Why did you cheat on me? I was so hot."
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Funny People (2009) (Movie)
Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.
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FRIENDS (1994) (TV Series)
Monica Geller: Relax, this is not even a date. It's not. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Chandler Bing: Sounds like a date to me.
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FRIENDS (1994) (TV Series)
[Joey is being his usual stupid self.]
Chandler Bing: Ok, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!
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The Terminator: Hasta la Vista babe!
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Mike: You're all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby Richter: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to f*** it.
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Rambo (2008) (Movie)
John J. Rambo: [while aiming an arrow at Lewis' eye]: Any of you boys want to shoot, now's the time. There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call.
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Tommy Boy (1995) (Movie)
Tommy, Richard: You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know, they're called doctors.
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Road Trip (2000) (Movie)
E.L.: You're already cheating! Any time you pass up sex you cheat yourself. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is shrinking daily.
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Road Trip (2000) (Movie)
Josh Parker, E.L.: I'm not hooking up with anyone. I'm invested in this relationship. Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab? Listen to yourself!
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American Pie (1999) (Movie)
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher, Steve Stifler: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work!
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Eleanor Whitman: You look like hell. When is the last time you got any sleep?
Louis Salinger: I don't know.
Eleanor Whitman: When is the last time you ate a healthy meal?
Louis Salinger: Can't remember.
Eleanor Whitman: When is the last time you got laid?
Louis Salinger: Is that an offer?

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