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House M.D. (2004) (TV Series)
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: There you are! You know I expected you to be in my office an hour ago!
Dr. Gregory House: That's funny... I had absolutely no intention of being in your office an hour ago!
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House M.D. (2004) (TV Series)
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Bren MacGuff: Honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Juno MacGuff: Bren, when do I get that friggin' Spinal Tap thing?
Bren MacGuff: It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
[Juno walks into the kitchen...]
Juno MacGuff: Hey, Dad.
Mac MacGuff: Hey, big puffy version of Junebug.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Juno MacGuff: Bren, you's a dick!
Juno MacGuff: I love it.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
[While looking at the ultrasound...]
Leah: Check out Baby Big-Head. Dude, that thing is freaky looking!
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me, I am a sacred vessel.
Juno MacGuff: All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell!
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Vijay: You should grow a moustache.
Paulie Bleeker: I can't.
Vijay: Me neither.
Vijay: But I'm going to stop wearing underpants.
Vijay: Raise my sperm count.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Mark Loring: Shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Loring: I thought I'd get some drinks.
Vanessa Loring: What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino or Vitamin Water or orange juice.
Juno MacGuff: A Maker's Mark, please. Up.
Mac MacGuff: She's kidding.
Mac MacGuff: Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor, just one of her many genetic gifts.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Vanessa Loring: This is Gerta Rauss, our attorney.
Juno MacGuff: Gerta Rauss.
Gerta Rauss: Hi, pleased to meet you.
Mac MacGuff: And this, of course, is Juno.
Mark Loring: Like the city in Alaska.
Juno MacGuff: No.
Mark Loring: No?
Mark Loring: Hon?
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Paulie Bleeker: I did the prep questions for this lab last night, so you can just copy my answers if you want.
Juno MacGuff: I couldn't copy your work.
Paulie Bleeker: You copy my work every week.
Juno MacGuff: True, I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, aren't I?
Paulie Bleeker: No, no, I don't mind. I think you definitely bring something to the table.
Juno MacGuff: Charisma.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Juno MacGuff: When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to, all I see is pork swords.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Leah: So what was it like?
Leah: Humping Bleek's bony bod?
Juno MacGuff: Magnificent.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
[Juno MacGuff and Leah talking on the phone]
Juno MacGuff: I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately yes.
Leah: Oh, my God!
Leah: Oh shit! Phuket Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
[Juno MacGuff and Leah talking on the phone]
Juno MacGuff: I'm a suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman, do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants.

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