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Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale

A window has put up an ebay ad selling the crypt just above Marilyn Monroe now occupied by her husband . She says that she is doing it to pay off her debts . The bidding for "Spend Eternity Directly Above

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Juno (2007) (Movie)
[Leah answers the phone]
Leah: Yo-yo-yiggity-yo.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Rollo: What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle: Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, it's not seasoned yet.
Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these.
Juno MacGuff: There it is.
Juno MacGuff: The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[Shakes the pregnancy test stick]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.
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Juno (2007) (Movie)
Rollo: Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog.
Rollo: Back for another test?
Juno MacGuff: I think the first one was defective, the plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced.
Rollo: Third test today, Momma Bear, your eggo's preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl: It's really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown?
Rollo: Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms, knocked you up twice.
Juno MacGuff: Silencio, old man. Look, I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto.
[Juno MacGuff walks towards the bathroom]
Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is.

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