Capt. Le Boeuf: Jesus Christ, David! You went in without a warrant. You put a suspect in your trunk. All that's left of him fits in a sandwich bag. Do you think that's normal?!

David Bouchard: Don't go crazy. He had a record as long as your arm, he's not exactly Brother André.

Martin Ward: [Martin starts to laugh] Brother André!

Capt. Le Boeuf: We have to pick him up with a spatula! Then you burn down a house with a victim inside!

David Bouchard: Don't forget my car.

Capt. Le Boeuf: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking!

Martin Ward: In fact, Chief, it was all my fault. I thought I spotted someone inside in distress. There was someone in there, but not who I thought. He was in distress... but not today. It's close enough. Huh?