Liar Liar
Liar Liar

Liar Liar

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Year: 1997
Genre: Comedy / Fantasy
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Liar Liar (1997) (Movie)
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Fletcher Reede: Mrs. Cole, is this a copy of your driver's liscense?
[shows paper]
Samantha Cole: That's right.
Fletcher Reede: It says here you are a blonde, are you? If you don't remember perhaps Mr. Faulk will.
Samantha Cole: Brunette.
Fletcher Reede: Maybe if we play the tape again, maybe it's on there...
Samantha Cole: I'm a brunette!
Fletcher Reede: Thank you. Now let's see... weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.
Dana Appleton: Your honor, I object.
Fletcher Reede: You would!
Dana Appleton: Bastard!
Fletcher Reede: Hag!
Judge Marshall Stevens: QUIET! Overruled! Weight?
Samantha Cole: 118.
[Fletcher gives her a look]
Samantha Cole: Alright, fine, fine, I'm 127.
Fletcher Reede: Uh, huh, and it says here you were born in 1964, but that's not true either is it? Is it!
Samantha Cole: No.
Fletcher Reede: Please tell the court what's on your birth certificate under Date of Birth.
Dana Appleton: Your honor, I object. What does this have to do with anything?
Judge Marshall Stevens: Overruled. Mrs. Cole, answer the question.
Samantha Cole: 1965.
Fletcher Reede: Now let get this straight. That means you lied about your age to make yourself older. But why would any woman want to DO THAT?
Samantha Cole: I changed it so I could get married.
Fletcher Reede: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! My client lied about her age! She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor. And in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract without parental consent.
[to Dana]
Fletcher Reede: Including...?
Dana Appleton: [sighs] Prenuptual agreements.
Fletcher Reede: Prenuptual agreements! This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT'S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!
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