Fletcher Reede: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?

Judge Marshall Stevens: Can't it wait?

Fletcher Reede: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!

Judge Marshall Stevens: Is that true?

Fletcher Reede: It has to be!

Judge Marshall Stevens: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.