Donny Astricky: Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here?
Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.
Donny Astricky: What is this?
Mirror Man: Just let me see that big claw you call a hand.
[He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip]
Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[He applies the false fingerprint]
Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
Donny Astricky: Damn...
Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
Donny Astricky: Yeah, you do.
[They bump fists]
Donny Astricky: You're like a little ghetto Smurf!