Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Sorry. Wrong room.

Chris Sanchez: Who are you looking for?

Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Chris Sanchez.

Chris Sanchez: I'm Chris Sanchez.

Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: YOU'RE Chris Sanchez?

Chris Sanchez: Look, if you're Internal Affairs, that guy had razorblades in his mouth. I had to put him down hard. I'm sick and tired of these bullshit complains because some vato doesn't like getting thrown to the pavement by a woman.

Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: [Raises eyebrow] I look like IAD to you?