Madame Vandersexxx: Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club. Where your ever fantasy will be fulfilled.

Cooper Harris: Also, says I get a free t-shirt with flyer.

Madame Vandersexxx: He is American. How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes. A country over run with crime and illiteracy. A country were a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time and one must learn the woman's name before hand.

Cooper Harris: It was horrible.

Madame Vandersexxx: I know, but you can come with me and let the vundersexxx begin.