Jeremy Grey: Oh Jesus Christ, it burns.

Gloria Cleary: Poor baby.

Jeremy Grey: It stings.

Gloria Cleary: You want me to blow on it?

Jeremy Grey: [thinking it's a blow job] No! No! I don't need any blowing.

Gloria Cleary: Jeremy... I'm not wearin' any panties. Let's rock!

Jeremy Grey: Ok. Ok. That was nice. I don't understand what's going on. It's like, eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin, and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm just trying to catch up with you here.

Gloria Cleary: You do that to me? Ooh...

Gloria Cleary: Where's my little friend? Where's my little friend?

Jeremy Grey: [panicking] He's tired! He's tired! He's in time-out! He's in time-out!