Corny Collins: That is the newest dance this week. Now, let's meet our brand new Council member, Miss Tracy Turnblad! Tracy, why don't you cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself.

Tracy Turnblad: Well, I watch "The Corny Collins Show" and I do absolutely nothing else.

Corny Collins: Ohhh!

Edna Turnblad: [at home] And to think I almost stopped Tracy from reaching for the stars.