http://www.themoviequotes.com Random movie quotes from TheMovieQuotes.com website. en-us Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:09:12 -0500 http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification rss@themoviequotes.com (The Movie Quotes) 60 http://www.themoviequotes.com/images/logo80t.pnghttp://www.themoviequotes.com http://www.themoviequotes.com/170/Star_Wars_Episode_I_The_Phantom_Menace Daultay Dofine: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockades is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi.
Darth Sidious: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/170/Star_Wars_Episode_I_The_Phantom_Menace/discussions Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:13:07 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/170/Star_Wars_Episode_I_The_Phantom_Menace#4560 http://www.themoviequotes.com/37/The_Departed Billy Costigan: [to the bartender] Cranberry juice.
Man Glassed in Bar: It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. What, do you got your period?
[Billy grabs an empty glass and smashes it onto the man's head. Mr. French grabs Billy throws him against the wall. Billy tries to go towards the man again and French holds him against the wall. Billy pushes French's hands away]
Billy Costigan: Get your fuckin' hands off me!
Mr. French: [calmly] Hey, hey, hey... do you know me?
Billy Costigan: No, no.
Mr. French: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You don't fuckin' hit him. You understand?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine, fine.
Mr. French: I fucking know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You understand that?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Mr. French: What are you drinkin'?
Billy Costigan: [embarrassed] A cranberry juice.
Mr. French: What is it, your period?
[to the bartender]
Mr. French: Get him a... cranberry juice.
Mr. French: [to the man] Hey, fuckhead, that's Jackie's nephew.
Man Glassed in Bar: Oh.
Mr. French: What? "Oh" fuckin' what?
[punches the man four times in the face]
Mr. French: Get the fuck outta here.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/37/The_Departed/discussions Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:33:03 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/37/The_Departed#8940 http://www.themoviequotes.com/194/Die_Hard_With_a_Vengeance Zeus Carver: [John drives a taxicab through Central Park] McClane. McClane!
John McClane: What?
Zeus Carver: [jumps a hill towards Central Park South]
[shouts]
Zeus Carver: McClane!
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/194/Die_Hard_With_a_Vengeance/discussions Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:55:48 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/194/Die_Hard_With_a_Vengeance#9731 http://www.themoviequotes.com/70/Interview_with_the_Vampire_The_Vampire_Chronicles Louis de Pointe du Lac: Lestat killed two, sometimes three a night. A fresh young girl, that was his favorite for the first of the evening. For seconds, he preferred a gilded beautiful youth. But the snob in him loved to hunt in society, and the blood of the aristocrat thrilled him best of all.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/70/Interview_with_the_Vampire_The_Vampire_Chronicles/discussions Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:10:12 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/70/Interview_with_the_Vampire_The_Vampire_Chronicles#546 http://www.themoviequotes.com/176/Me_Myself_Irene [inside an airplane]
Whitey: It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight.
Jamaal: It's gonna be raining my motherfucking cookies if motherfuckers don't cut out this turbulence shit!
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/176/Me_Myself_Irene/discussions Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:27:01 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/176/Me_Myself_Irene#5473 http://www.themoviequotes.com/27/The_Talented_Mr_Ripley Tom Ripley: Don't you just take the past, and put it in a room in the basement, and lock the door and never go in there? That's what I do.
Peter: God, yes. Though in my case, it's probably a whole building.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/27/The_Talented_Mr_Ripley/discussions Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:09:27 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/27/The_Talented_Mr_Ripley#4435 http://www.themoviequotes.com/80/Spy_Game Nathan Muir: You just gave her four pieces of personal information for one dubious impersonal fact.
Tom Bishop: Just trying to find out where she got that dress.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/80/Spy_Game/discussions Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:54:12 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/80/Spy_Game#5758 http://www.themoviequotes.com/77/Fight_Club Narrator: Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation... and she ruined *everything*.
Marla Singer: This is cancer right?
Narrator: This chick Marla singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at Free and Clear my blood parasite group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bi-monthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculous Friday night. Marla... the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again I couldn't sleep.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/77/Fight_Club/discussions Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:32:57 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/77/Fight_Club#4842 http://www.themoviequotes.com/148/Kill_Bill_Vol_1 [the Bride drags Buck's head to the doorjam]
The Bride: [screams] Where's Bill?
[slam]
The Bride: Where's Bill?
[slam]
Buck: [weakly] Please stop hitting me...
The Bride: WHERE'S BILL?
[slam]
Buck: I-I don't know who Bill is!
The Bride: BULLSHIT!
[another slam; then she notices the words "BUCK" and "FUCK" tattooed on his knuckles, and suddenly has a flashback from her coma]
Buck: Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck, ha-ha-ha...
[back to the present]
The Bride: [gently] Your name is Buck, right?
[Buck's eyes widen]
The Bride: [getting angrier] And you came here to fuck, *right*?
Buck: Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE-!
[and with a scream of effort and one mighty slam, Buck is dispatched to the hereafter; she goes through his pockets and finds a large pair of sunglasses, puts them on, then finds a set of car keys with a keychain that says:]
The Bride: "Pussy Wagon." You *fucker*...
[one last slam]
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/148/Kill_Bill_Vol_1/discussions Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:17:27 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/148/Kill_Bill_Vol_1#6935 http://www.themoviequotes.com/190/The_Dark_Knight Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.
]]> http://www.themoviequotes.com/190/The_Dark_Knight/discussions Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:42:34 -0500 http://www.themoviequotes.com/190/The_Dark_Knight#9505